Ever since I gave birth, I can’t
recall any occasion where I had to showcase my still “blooming” post-partum
belly with stretch marks and all. Sigh, yes, it is a harsh reality that I have
to live with the moment my son came into being. Of course, I wouldn’t trade
having a son for a perfectly smooth and taut belly that will leave my hubby
salivating and other women grudgingly jealous but…well, sometimes I do miss that.
Me with the Polecats. Yes, i learned poledancing! |
Looking at myself at the mirror,
I wonder if there is still hope that I can go back to my fighting form. with my
stretch marks still making its presence felt, I have since abandoned all hopes of
donning my tube top without the risk of looking like a blowfish, and instead, I
am focused on the things that I can do, i.e., to camouflage it!
During the baby shower |
Ahh, this has
become so especially pressing these days as I look forward to my reunion with
college friends in Laguna this coming May. Oh good heavens! There will be a
pool! Now, no need to panic, dear
domestic goddess, I have since gathered some “tools” that will prepare me for
this eventual pool parade and pageantry.
Swimsuit
Of course I have to have at least
one killer pair of swimsuit! I got this from a friend who got this from
Thailand. I know it’s quite revealing but we all need to feel sexy, right? This
two-piece number in pink and brown is a combination of daintiness and hotness!
But, since the goal is to camouflage, it’s not enough.
Cover-up
How appropriately named! Yes, I
will use this over my two-piece swimsuit. And all other swimsuits that I intend
to bring. Yep, I do have an extensive collection of bikinis during my waif-thin
days. I can’t donate them to charity so I’d rather grin and bear it.
Earrings
The objective of wearing
accessories when you’re wearing your swimwear is to hopefully distract the
people from staring at your tummy and instead be totally mesmerized at your
glittering and humongous hoops!
Scarf or Shawl
Same intention! Redirect
attention to your neck. It should be long enough to extend to your tummy area
enough to cover it.
Pretty sandals and feet
You need to have colorful nail
polish to adorn your toenails and it should be couched in pretty sandals that
would appeal even to those without foot fetishes. I’m thinking neon and my new
Indian sandals with lots of bling!
Glitzy bag
Thank God for my friend who
stayed a long time in Bali, Indonesia – the same friend where I got the
swimsuit from – because she’s so in-the-know when it comes to beach fashion!
She gave me this glittery fishnet bag that looks so fabulous I could probably
be naked and no one will notice me. Err, maybe?
Book
And when all else fails, bring a
hardbound book that will serve a dual purpose – (1) a good read will get you
busy that you ignore the bemused look on the faces of passersby and (2) hug it
tight…and it will be wide enough to cover what you don’t want others to see.
Well, here goes nothing! I’m diving
in! Wait…do you think it’s tacky to wear a girdle at the beach? Kidding!